DarthEbriate

I swear Quinn has had at least 5 pucks jump over his stick on the blue line while on the powerplay this season. edit: And not clearing attempts, rather on flubbed passes from his teammates.

Nice movement on that PP.....

The dreaded tie-game PP forthcoming

Quinner!

It is the future you see!

Good save, Clifton. Levi was beaten.

Kings broadcast just applauded their defense keeping Skinner to the outside on the shot. As if a Sabre would ever crash the net.

That's not how The Helmet works!

Kings broadcast saying they should tighten it up defensively. And I say: why? Give your hometown fans some fun on a Wednesday night. Go get 12.

Sabres are -27 in goal differential in the first period this season.

Slow legs, slow shots, slow reactions. It's very odd for a team comprised entirely of first-round picks who aren't over 30.

Over/under on SHG allowed tonight? 1.5?

Cozens with the backhand all the way around the boards, not out!, instead of just turning around and shooting it down the ice for the PK clear. Hmmm. I know Quinn did it a few games ago. But Quinn peeked, knew the far point was empty, and made the play easily. It wasn't blind.

All too easy.

These guys in black skate hard on every shift so far. Must be nice for their fans. They drew a penalty from it....

....Maybe the Kings won't be too tired from their pre-game celebration after all.

Ha. Lucky it's only 2-1

Lots of end-to-end rushes so far. Lucky it's only 1 against, but JJP has the hands.

Tage just played the body and knocked someone over? In the defensive zone?

The Kings are going to be super tired after all this Kopitar praise.

Awesome jacket! Rob Ray could learn a thing or two.

So we're bypassing firing the coach and going direct to

Red Ebriate checking in… 3-0? So very surprised. I’m hiiiiiiit! <ship explodes> carry on, Spacers!

The Ducks filled their coaching staff with people with relations to the Sabres franchise and its winning ways? That's not how The Force Concept of Nepo Babies works!

This is the way. (Unless he goes on a Binnington-level run to win the Cup this season.) And for the name, we've all got to remember order of operations. 3(K^2)