WildCard

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/clintons-obama-suspicious-packages/index.html

That reporter just has the lines all backwards, if that's what you're wondering; if you noticed she does the same for the d-pairings. As far as the traditional 1-4th lines go, it's still: Eichel, Sobotka, Mitts, Larsson

He's only married to the game

Dionysus maybe

Pick him up!

For?

Also McDavid played 28:26 last night https://out.reddit.com/t3_9qwdbe?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nhl.com%2Fgamecenter%2Fpit-vs-edm%2F2018%2F10%2F23%2F2018020129%23game%3D2018020129%2Cgame_state%3Dfinal%2Cgame_tab%3Dstats&token=AQAAlZfQW0fAp6gCEhuU2ebVUQcmLHp6kXzch9mATMR3qzsacDtW&app_name=desktop2x Middle school drama that's what

Montreal is 5-1-2 and first in the East. So much for having an easy Thursday game

God this thread is awful. Just delete it. I get it but we have an Other Sports thread

The problem is the game is different. LeBron wouldn't be able to do all of those things back then

Tuesday's practice Beaulieu was back on the ice for the first time since he sustained an injury on a blocked shot in San Jose. The defenseman said he feels close to being game-ready. "[I feel] good," he said. "Obviously a little sore from that shot, but today's actually the first day I've skated in four days, so it basically feels pretty close to where it needs to be for me to get out there." The Sabres held a skills-based practice coached by former forward Matt Ellis and his staff at the Academy of Hockey. They'll practice again at Harborcenter on Wednesday in preparation of their matchup with the Montreal Canadiens at KeyBank Center on Thursday. "Matty Ellis, he's doing a great job with the program over there," Beaulieu said. "I got to skate with him before the season for about a week. He works on a lot of stuff that you work on during the summer and kind of forget about during the winter, so it's nice to have this in our schedule where we can kind of sit back for a day. It was an emotional road trip. You just kind of get your feet and your hands back. I thought it was a really good day and I thought we managed it really well." https://www.nhl.com/sabres/news/sabres-practice-report-zach-bogosian/c-301206126

Galchenyuck and Seth Jones make their season debuts tonight. Brock Boeser day-to-day with a LBI

Eli Apple traded to the Saints

@RapSheet #Broncos backup QB Chad Kelly was charged with first-degree criminal trespassing, the PIO of the Englewood, CO PD tells me. This happened at 1:17 am this morning. Not good.

I thought so too but I'm not 100% And agreed

This is an absolutely banana land take

Lost by 1.5 points. That's two losses by less than 2 points on the year for me. 12-2 in my other leagues, 3-4 in this one. God dammit

Credit to jeffismagic for his Mahomes love. True was huge on him too, and I liked him to start (quickly turned against him just to mess with jeff), but man is that guy the truth. Also, I miss that psycho jeffismagic. Glorious maniac that he was

Four Falls of Buffalo

Do it. I mean, what else are we here for?

Patrick Peterson requests a trade from Arizona

I am 100% loving Jon Gruden as an NFL head coach so far. All that's left to add to the Las Vegas Raiders, owned by a billionaire who wears sweats and rocks a fcking bowl cut to the game, run by a coach living in the 1990s for the next decade AND getting $10M/season to do it, the only thing that's left, is to find a way to start Nathan Peterman in silver and black