PromoTheRobot

They are so off tonight Crossbar

UPL turned back into a pumpkin

Surprisingly not much.

Levi going in

Last minute change. I'm wearing the Sluggalo jersey instead of the Butter Knives because I don't want to wear Ottawa colors. So look for the Slug tonight. Heading to KBC now.

Last minute change. I'm wearing the Sluggalo jersey instead of the Butter Knives because I don't want to wear Ottawa colors. So look for the Slug tonight. Heading to KBC now.

#WheresPromo

I'm heading to Buffalo for the next 3 games. Tonight I'm sitting one row from the glass behind the Ottawa net. I'll be wearing a red butterknives jersey. Look for me.

Oh, I thought we were taking about Dan Bylsma.

Disco Dan has left and gone away. Hey hey hey.

What was ugly about it? Overall a good defensive performance by the Sabres. You have to win low scoring games too. It's all the blows to the head he took.

2-3 road trip. Got 3 at home in 4 nights starting Wednesday against Ottawa. I will be there. In fact I grabbed seats just off the glass behind the opponent net.

Surprised they didn't give Benson 2 minutes anyway.

Buffalo is 1.2 MM

I don't know if he qualifies for the AHL playoffs since he wasn't on the Amerks roster on March 8th. I also wonder if Savoie will join once his WHL season ends and if he's eligible for the postseason.

I'm driving 2 hours up to Vermont to be in the path of totality. Please be clear. Totality only lasts 2-3 minutes, depending how close to the center of the path you are. Buffalo and Rochester are both dead center.

The dream is over. 😭

Stewart Skinner looks like Ned Flanders.

I didn't want to start a thread for this. Here's our future Amerk goalie. Nasty streak.

I think you take things said in press conferences too literally.

I just finished the game. Luckily the Hartford goalie was a sieve too. Amerks need to keep winning to stay ahead of the Marlies and Rocket, both on their tail with games in hand.

Can I interest you with a membership in our Flat Earth Society?