darksabre

It's not Ullmark's fault he's trying to point each eye in a different direction. Our defense has been super sketchy tonight.

Great work by Jack and Sheary on that goal.

Holy moly!

That was turrible. A pass to Risto there ain't it Lawrence. That puck needs to go up the boards.

We already had pizza tonight so that's not gonna work. She's had a busy week and today was crazy at work. I told her to go to bed but she's trying to be a good Sabres fan haha

Mittelstadt is good. Scandella sucks ass.

That's what Demko does

PP1 actually shot the puck and it almost worked. Neat. Kyle!

Josie is already passed out on the couch. She's dead to the world lol

I'd make that deal. I don't think Boston would though.

NyQuil and Yukon Jack

They really shouldn't be down two goals. The first one was acceptable but that second goal was inexcusable. Risto just let his man walk right into the middle of the ice and 3 other Sabres managed to lose one guy. Lackadaisical sequence in what was otherwise a pretty good period.

Vancouver giving us a lot of space in the neutral zone. Which is nice.

Traffic on long shots. Something the Sabres need to do more of.

I'll take that

I went from 60 down 10 up to 120 down 10+ up. That's crazy. I have a nice modem which I figured was more important and I just assumed my Spectrum service was crap. Turns out I was quite mistaken.

Finally decided to drop the money on a new internet router today. Our existing one still works but it's like ten years old and I was getting suspicious that it just didn't have the processing power to really let our connected devices shine. Sure enough, our internet connection speed through the new router is literally TWICE as fast. Honestly, I'm stunned the old router was choking things up that badly.

I'm really surprised by your feelings on this Swamp.

That's putting it mildly

It's because you're not a jerk about it.

I don't know why you're even bothering. PA is all in on being "old man yells at cloud" about anything related to advanced stats.

I just want to thank pi for continuing to be super duper wrong about many things

Right. The Leafs are what I would describe as precarious in the context of playoff success. They shoot a lot but they're a little below average on defense. San Jose is just crazy where they are right now on the chart. They're limiting opponents shots and taking shots like crazy. But they might be a little too far into the good square for their own good compared to a team like Tampa. Tampa is on the same general trend line but is having more success in the win column. It's not exactly directly predictive.

Housley you son of a bitch! I didn't think you'd actually do it!

It's not too crazy. A bad team gives up a ton of attempts against, and doesn't generate much offense. A dull team gives up very little against, but doesn't generate much offense. A good team generates respectable offense and defense. A fun team generates offense but not much defense. Honestly, I would rename "fun" as "scary". But it's rare for a team to creep too far into the fun square, so I guess you can call it fun if you have a team that is high scoring but a little loose defensively. The Sabres are on the line between dull and bad because of how bad their offense is. Their defense is basically the deciding factor. They could tumble into bad soon, or they could start generating more offense and drag themselves closer to the absolute middle of the chart (where the most average teams are). It's better to be dull or good than bad or fun.