PASabreFan

Jiminy Glick puts on his bored face and reaches for the jujubes.

I get my knob gobbled every time the Sabres clinch a playoff berth.

The arm up to taunt the tiger is a power move. You can't make that up. Unless it's a deep fake. I have my doubts.

Have you considered a trucker cap? I believe your beaver fur is starting to molt.

Dude's buffalo pic got me to thinking...

For those who are curious and apparently no one is... Scrambled eggs and Dr. Pepper.

On the line, we have Gump Worsley.

Not a rule change per se... But if the criteria for a PS are met, CALL IT!

What did he do? I just read his Wiki page. Were heinous things scrubbed? At this point I don't get why he has to be canceled and prevented from participating in society. This kind of thinking is so dangerous.

You're trying too hard. He insulted... An outlet?

I believe he was agreeing with the tweet.

This got a Cup emojidoodie even before I saw PTR hated it. We now need the Cup to be full of pastries and firecrackers and the Holy Bible. This is spot on. When you're a former rink manager or whatever, you're not the one making the calls. The Sabres circa summer 23 are exactly where the owner wants them.

Jokes hold many fears and truths.

So much Fear and Loathing™!

It was the spring heat wave of '02. Canadiens at Sabres. I had dawdled in the parking lot waiting for RJ clips on the radio. When I finally headed down Perry St., which was by then basically abandoned, I saw a really nice sports car off to the side. The hood was up, and it was steaming. So was the athletic young man peering at the engine. As he pulled off his shirt so he could use it to grab onto the radiator cap, I slowed down, lowered the passenger window and asked, "Need a ride?" I'll never forget Rhett Warrener's reply.

Google was not my friend.

For example... I always hated Doug Gilmour for quitting on the back check in OT of Game 7 vs. the Pens in 2001. He allowed, in my mind, Darius Kasparaitis to go unmolested and beat Dominik Hasek with a simple wrister. Yes, I blamed Doug more than Dom. Upon further review, Gilmour did skate hard, at first, but then he did disconnect his controller. He wasn't catching Kasparaitis,and he knew it. (He should still be criticized for giving up though... It's not like it was either going to be a goal or a save. There were other possibilities.) But, yeah, Dom was the bum.

Yes yes. Can you get to the concave chest part?

Not a license. A certificate. Oops, Taro beat me to it

It's close! So close! Never mind.

Come on Uncle Smell, tell the Dom story! Pleeeeeeeeease.

Does no one remember the flop sweats KA and DG had when big old meanie Wawrow (filling for BOM Harrington) asked them to state that making the playoffs was the goal this year? KA is holding up his end of the bargain.

Few vocabulate better.