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[shrader]

Am I supposed to laugh as I watch my one year old put Cheerios in my three year old’s socks?

[LTS]

18 hours ago, shrader said:

Am I supposed to laugh as I watch my one year old put Cheerios in my three year old’s socks?

Yes, or you are not human.

[shrader]

I love stupid messages from car dealerships trying to trick you into trading in your car. This one says “it’s wonderful that your car has been paid off”. It then goes on to say with a trade in I could lower my payments by up to $23. So since I currently have no payment, does that mean they’ll pay me monthly to get a new car? Lowering my $0 monthly payment is very impressive. 

[Doohickie]

1 hour ago, shrader said:

I love stupid messages from car dealerships trying to trick you into trading in your car. This one says “it’s wonderful that your car has been paid off”. It then goes on to say with a trade in I could lower my payments by up to $23. So since I currently have no payment, does that mean they’ll pay me monthly to get a new car? Lowering my $0 monthly payment is very impressive. 

I just did my car's first service today, basically an oil change and inspection.  They set the appointment up when I bought the car in June.  Over the last couple weeks I received three "courtesy call" reminders about the appointment.  The second one said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I note that in our records."  The third one said the same.  And when she did I responded, "That what the last girl said."  I might actually respond to the survey (I usually blow those off) just to roast them about all the reminders.

[Spoonman]

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[shrader]

2 hours ago, Doohickie said:

I just did my car's first service today, basically an oil change and inspection.  They set the appointment up when I bought the car in June.  Over the last couple weeks I received three "courtesy call" reminders about the appointment.  The second one said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I note that in our records."  The third one said the same.  And when she did I responded, "That what the last girl said."  I might actually respond to the survey (I usually blow those off) just to roast them about all the reminders.

I had that with mine a couple years back too. I wasn’t even remotely close the mileage for the fist oil change, so I got to ignore those messages fo a while.