HumanSlinky39

Östlund!!!

Nice dart by Quinn

Interested to see how Ellis's aggressive style plays in a shootout.

Get that other point, lads.

No probably, he is...right now, at least.

Ellis has settled in nicely.

That one was both lol

DOAN

WTF, Byram

Another feckless power play. Seth Appert...

Sabres power play

Totally outclassed that period. Lucky it's only 2-1

Ellis sporting a .600 SV%. Think the bloom is off that rose.

This ***** team, man.

MALENSTYN

Let's leave one of the most dangerous offensive players in the game a nice wide berth from the dot. Turds 1-0

Absolutely pitiful power play.

Drop pass Drop pass Drop pass ***** OFF

Sabres power play

Buckeyes won, so nothing's getting me down tonight. Do your worst, Sabres. The Keyser Soze of the NHL.

This is the kind of game these humps inexplicably win surprisingly often. Or they might just lose 7-0. Who the hell knows.

And given how this team doesn't seem to bother showing up against teams on the back end of back-to-backs, anything better than a 6-2 drubbing will shock me. I'll watch out of morbid curiosity.

I just refer to any wins over good teams as "inexplicable" and have for a long time.

Do any Sabres fans really "panic" anymore? Seems like we mostly just shrug our shoulders.

Here is what I wish would happen RIGHT NOW - Kevyn Adams is strapped to a rocket wearing nothing but tar and feathers and launched into outer space. (Simply being fired will suffice if the theatrics are too much) - Jarmo is named his replacement. Jarmo built some pretty damn good teams in Columbus, something many felt impossible at the time. - Jarmo fires Lindy and his stooges (if that's too harsh, convince him to step down and make him an "advisor") and somehow convince DeBoer to take the job. It looks hopeless now, but with a good coach steering this ship, there's still a chance to make the playoffs. *Insert Mora meme here* - Use the rest of the season to evaluate who's worth keeping and who needs to go. If you're not legit pushing for a playoff spot at the deadline start moving guys to the highest bidder. - After the season, hire a POHO with experience, a vision, and a willingness to hold guys accountable at all levels of the org. - Actually try to REALLY improve the roster in free agency. Jarmo convinced Johnny Hockey (RIP) to sign with Columbus. He has the chops. Just checked, there's no palm trees in Columbus, either. Here is what I think will happen - Nothing.