HumanSlinky39

Put Butcher in goal, please.

JFC, almost allowed another one in...

Good lord. Getting boat raced by an expansion team at home.

Jesus, Dahlin...LOL

Nice work there by Murray.

LOL...brutal.

There’s a scene in ‘Moneyball’ where Billy Beane (Brad Pitt) walks into the A’s locker room following a loss to find them laughing and dancing to music on a boom box. Beane calmly walks over to a rack, grabs a bat and smashes the ***** out of the boom box. The players are all staring at him, stunned. He waits a few seconds in the continued silence, then says “that’s what losing sounds like” before walking off. I’d like Granato to watch that scene.

It is so painful watching this team try to set up a shot.

To use a reverse euphemism/analogy: Aaron Dell is like a hot dog trying to defend a hallway.

*BREAKING* Aaron Dell isn't a very good goalie.

Moving him to Center was a stroke of genius. Looks like Ivan Drago and Rocky.

Welp. They didn't fold after that blitz in the second period, though...fought back hard. Huzzah, moral victories!

Yeesh...that was close.

That was such a great play by Cozens...playing goalie, ffs. Love that kid.

Well that was a waste...

Gotta get one here. Sloppy...

Dell's been solid so far.

TAAAAAAAAAGE

Dahlin getting a lil fiesty...

Damn, Caggiula...Cozens was right there.

Ya know, if there's one thing we have down, it's faceoffs... Nice save by the crossbar.

Nice, Dylan!

LOL, well that's good stuff.

"Here ya go, marginal NHL Goalie, go put out this fire starting with this power play."