HumanSlinky39

Ah, poopies.

Nice butt boop, Joker!

Checking in a wee late, nice to see the rook on the board in his first game.

6-2 Sabres.

Same reason people are 10x more likely to leave a negative review on a business than a positive one...humans, by nature, love to bitch.

BOOM Big, gutsy win there. Comrie was spectacular. Nice bounce back. Keep grinding.

ALEXA Play "I Wanna Dance With Somebody"

Tuch wants this W

Best shift I've seen out of VO in a while...

HANG ON BOYS

CAPTAIN KYLE

2 on 1 and the shot is airmailed.

Nice, Comrie. Phew.

The Islanders do everything they can to snuff out my love for hockey. Watching an Isles game is like getting a double root canal.

Wish we would park some bodies in front of the net and shoot. The only way we're getting one by Varlamov is if we get a lucky bounce on a rebound. Instead we're just passing it around the perimeter hoping a lane opens up when they haven't been.

Cripes, Casey... That was crap.

Need one here, fellas.

Comrie kept this from being 2 or 3 to zilch. He's been solid.

Scoreless through 2. This feels like this is gonna be 0-0 that's gonna be decided in a shootout that lasts until about 1 am.

Another nice kill. Fortunately for us, NYI are as inept offensively as they are stifling on defense.

Go back to partying. This game is like valium.

Another penalty. Dammit.

Nice kill, lads.

E!spn announcers have to tongue bathe all NY teams undercarriages. Corporate policy that is strictly enforced.