Another Dog Story..
So our dog woke me at 2a to take her out. I started down the steps with her. Got to the first landing and made the turn to go down the big flight. Next thing I know, I am sailing feet first down the steps on my keister, in the dark. I make a huge crashing noise and end in a heap at the foot of the stairs. No one in my family wakes up. I look up to the top of the stairs and the dog is just looking at me (can't tell if she is laughing or not). She turns around and heads back upstairs to go to sleep.