Claude Balls

Didn't get to watch the first game, now not sure I wanna watch this one. This team needs a true #1 goaltender. Psycho isn't the answer I'm thinking.

As did Wayne Simmonds for Philthydelphia

This bus has been on bricks for years now. Hasn't had any wheels to come off for quite awhile. I was hoping this would be the year to finally throw some nice new rims and re-caps on it.

Ugh....

I'm hoping Pepper Jack is hot tonight

Maybe McCabe will say if you want 29, come take it from me. Pommers happily agrees to a new #, say Marty's first number with the Sabres of 00. Or he could opt for the rarely used 69.

So basically we got a few more points guy, with much less toughness? Not impressed with this deal. Unfortunately Benoit doesn't bring the "balls" Marcus had. Nope

Do you even get the whole "balls" nickname thing? Has nothing to do with his play. But, as I said, he had tons of potential to be a 1st/2nd liner and hasn't come close. Not to mention, he is not gonna protect Jack like Marcus could. Team is slowly getting softer and I don't like it. What we need is a Lucic or Kassian, like the Oil. Marcus was that player for us. Oh wait, I forgot we still have D-Lo.

Could be a good chance he does. He has underperformed his whole career unfortunately.

Benoit Pouliot. I'm just glad we now have another guy we can nickname "Balls" again.

Also known for looking like a homeless bum during his playing days.

Note to self, DO NOT buy an Eichel jersey. If I do it basically guarantees he will be traded or sign somewhere else in the near future. In other news, I have a rarely worn Foligno home blue jersey for sale.

Damn, the Sabres may have just passed the Bruins as the ugliest team in the league with the "can't do a pull up" pick. Thank God we still have Marcus and Jake ;-)

But can she do more than one bench press???

Tippett's ginger hair just blinded me.....good Lord thats bright.

For the first time since he's been here.

He's gonna be our Phil Kessel. Maybe he'll be able to do a pull up one day too.

Well-played. Maybe we can refer to him as Phil or phalus Phil after that quote.

"Coming out of high school and getting my first head job" He didn't word that answer out too well, lol

Prolly why he didn't get an interview. When there is a casino within walking distance of what would be his place of employment, it doesn't seem like a good fit.

Alfred? Al? Neuman?

That's two years in a row Matt Murray got . He was their best player both times.

Malkin is such a bitch. Throws a couple punches with the linesman in between, but when they decide to let them go, he bear hugs PK so not to get the kicked out of himself. in !!!

Offsides, but probably doesn't get overturned because ya know.....Pittsburgh Wow, I'm shocked

And I hate them more than you. I'm gonna hate Nashville too if they don't start taking runs at some of the Pens players. They gotta show something before they go back home.