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FORWARDS 11 – Filip Hallander 12 – Robby Fabbri 15 – Joona Koppanen 22 – Sam Poulin 26 – Tristan Broz 41 – Ville Koivunen 43 – Danton Heinen 46 – Blake Lizotte 49 – Rafael Harvey-Pinard 53 – Philip Tomasino 55 – Noel Acciari 81 – Ben Kindel 85 – Avery Hayes DEFENSE 3 – Jack St. Ivany 5 – Ryan Shea 24 – Matt Dumba 27 – Ryan Graves 38 – Owen Pickering 45 – Harrison Brunicke 52 – Philip Kemp GOALIES 31 – Filip Larsson 37 – Arturs Silovs

To paraphrase: "If Muel attempts to exude any actual effort, his body disintegrates into a fine powder. Once they scoop up the powder and recombine it into a human form, he will be week to week."

I kind of feel bad that I don't care. Usually, I'll try to watch most of the preseason. I just don't have that same energy this year. They haven't fully broken me yet. Not enough changes to the failing roster of last year to give me hope for major improvements. Debbie Downer rant over. Enjoy the game for those who are watching!

This is me today: This is probably me by December:

I totally agree. I probably like Krebs a lot more than most on this board. I would love to see him if this team ever was actually good. I can't fully explain why I think that way. Just something about the dude

Of course this team would sh*t talk its opponents with dumb wing jokes. Feeling themselves after the Byram signing eh?

Peterka who?

How are we in the middle of the pack for cap space remaining? Our roster is not representative of a team with only 7.39 million left (which won't be used anyway). Make it make sense. I know you can't but I'm losing it man!

It's all good my friend. Sadly, this team has become a laughingstock and we have to survive it somehow. I just hope we return to relevancy sooner than later.

I actually have no idea. My tiny brain assumed big words equals college. I'm actually just joking around and trying to promote some levity around this frustrating team

I'm sorry man. I get all worked up and my word things don't come out so best. Me get mad. Big mad. When I don't understand, I assume you're coming from a place of disrespect. Thank you for indulging me as I act like a buffoon. The off-season is in the doldrums and I'm bored

"Look at me. I went to college." That's what you sound like. Brag much?