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See, that dude clearly threatened an elbow to Benson's head. I think the team needs the go ahead to flatten anyone who pulls a dirt move like that.

I'm not complaining, just pointing out that he likely won't make it to 5'11. Maybe he will but the fancy stats indicate he likely will not. Patrick Kane is 5'10 177lbs. It'll be okay.

Which is unlikely. The Sabres have him listed at 5′9″, 163lbs. Most kids are done growing at around 18 years old. I think the best we can hope for is a 5'10" Zach Benson.

Are you bald, too?

Always keep in mind that Team Stormcloud was correct.

He's kind of like Linus.

You can forget about sharing the lotto numbers, I know what they'd be worth.

Clownato needs to learn how to coach.

That challenge is the kind of thing you'd see from a parent coach in youth hockey.

Oh boy.

Can you tell me what the winning lotto numbers will be tomorrow?

Stick in our zone again immediately after a goal.

Mitts is giving us the hope we need. Bless him.

I think all of the league's owners got together and agreed to lower the standards for their broadcast crews. This way they can pay low quality broadcasters lower wages and still point to the other teams and say "they're no worse than those guys..."

I know women with the same complaints.

Looks like they're starting to remember how to play.

The Mitts line is playing every other shift.

Greenway: Sabre of the Year.

Is Skinner playing?

Duff is a demon here to mock Sabres fans.

WTF. We have no urgency and can't play defense. Same story for 12 seasons.

They had nearly six months off. Could not a one of them work on improving their faceoffs?

That shot was right into the chest. Even UPL could have stopped it.