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Obviously not. If he had forward skillz he wouldn't have hit the post.

It is at KeyBank Center.

Cozens, Power and Dangles are not smart players, and yet Adams has all but staked the future on them.

Power was offside.

The forum is full of threads discussing this very thing.

Was that Power who tripped over his blue line?

UPL is giving them a chance.

T They should trade Tommy Dangles when they trade Power.

This game has cracked wide open.

Meanwhile, Benson is showing the rest of the team how to approach the game of hockey.

Power =

Also works well as a lubricant.

He's good. One of the better players out there. Of course, send him down!

Zucker is our best player. Did anyone notice him playing stick-zies with the goalie about 2 minutes prior to the goal?

Good save by Reimsies.

Tuch looks like he is playing hurt.

Pathological Diagnosis: Tension Myositis Syndrome (TMS)

Tonight's Battle on Ice: Buffalo Sabres Face Off Against the Detroit Red Wings Puck Drop: 7:00 PM EST (or when they find the puck under the pile of excuses from last game's loss). Watch Live: Catch the broadcast team's attempts to mute the booing on MSG-B or FDSNDET, or listen to the full wail of despair on WGR550. Where: KeyBank Center, where the Sabres will attempt to prove they're not just skating in circles... again. Current Standings: Sabres 11-13-3, Red Wings 10-13-4 – a battle for who can make their fans cry into their hot dogs first. Alright, folks, buckle up for the slapstick showdown of the century: Buffalo Sabres vs. Detroit Red Wings! The Sabres, fresh from losing their way, will unleash their secret weapon, Beck Malenstyn, who's so new, he's still looking for the locker room. Without Dahlin, they're like a circus without its main clown, but hey, they've got Malenstyn, who might accidentally score by tripping over his own stick. The Red Wings, with Talbot and Lyon out, are left with Husso, who's been saving shots at an .884 clip, which is basically a neon sign flashing "Open for Business" for real teams who aren't afraid of their own shadows (we're looking at you, Sabres). Or they'll debut Cossa, who's so fresh, he might mistake the goal for a suggestion box. If this game were a magic show, their goaltending would be the disappearing act. Expect a game where the score might be tied at zero-zero because both teams are too busy tripping over themselves to remember they're supposed to be playing hockey. It's less of a game and more of a comedy sketch where the only thing on the ice more confused than the players is the puck itself. Grab your popcorn for a masterclass in how to suck at sports, brought to you by the Sabres and Red Wings. BONUS CONTENT: The AI wanted you to have this gem: The Buffalo Sabres play their home games in a place where the ice is colder than their playoff chances - the KeyBank Center, nestled in the heart of Buffalo, New York. It's where dreams of championships go to hibernate, and the only thing that's consistently on fire is the food at the concession stands.

Boooo. I bet Bo Byram loves being here.

Owen Power = 🤡