LabattBlue Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 Three hockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude drunk female who had passed out. Out of respect for the lady, the Montreal Canadiens fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Senators fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Maple Leafs fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were then called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Canadiens cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sens cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Leafs cap, replaced it, then lifted it again and replaced it. Finally, he lifted it one more time, and replaced it. Meanwhile, the Leafs fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?" "Well," said the officer. "I'm a little confused. Normally when I look under a Leafs hat, I find an a-s-s-h-o-l-e!" :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FogBat Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 That is just plain wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 I need to send that to a Leaves fan I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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