Corp000085 Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 from the BN... link is on homepage: Sabres defenseman Dmitri Kalinin skipped Friday's practice in HSBC Arena. Why, you may ask? Good question. "Dmitri has just some lower- to mid-body soreness," Sabres coach Lindy Ruff said with a wry smile. "It's supposed to subside tomorrow, like the tide." Take that to mean Kalinin will be in the lineup tonight against the Ottawa Senators. um, what gives with this? is kalinin sick? Sounds more like he has the squirts or something... a VD flairup? who knows with the NHL's bush league injury reporting system... While i do love ruff as a coach, and i don't blame him for stretching the truth because he's just using the policy to its finest degree, but this is crap... a week before christmas, 3 days after an NHLer had cancer surgery after a vague reason why he wasn't in the lineup leading to VD speculation... Give me a break NHL... with that said, speculation time??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holly Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 sounds like MENSTRUAL CRAMPS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 sounds like MENSTRUAL CRAMPS! Maybe Tree needs some Midol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knightrider Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 from the BN... link is on homepage: um, what gives with this? is kalinin sick? Sounds more like he has the squirts or something... a VD flairup? who knows with the NHL's bush league injury reporting system... While i do love ruff as a coach, and i don't blame him for stretching the truth because he's just using the policy to its finest degree, but this is crap... a week before christmas, 3 days after an NHLer had cancer surgery after a vague reason why he wasn't in the lineup leading to VD speculation... Give me a break NHL... with that said, speculation time??? Somebody give him some Exlax chip cookies? Bengay the old strap? :doh: :w00t: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmwolf21 Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Maybe it's something really embarrassing, like the squirts or something, and he wanted to spare Kalinin's rep a little...but then again, who really cares...after all, he's the Taylor Pyatt of our defensive corps... <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Jay Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 People should bring down lots of bottles of Pepto Bismol to the arena tonight to show support! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Seats Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 If he had the *squirts* really bad, theres no way he could skate without making a mess of himself and potentially the ice. So that's probably it. Maybe we can put him on long term IR and use his cap money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffalOhio Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 I'm guessing he's got an acute case of vaginitis. After all, he is a big puss.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted December 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 I'm guessing he's got an acute case of vaginitis. After all, he is a big puss.! i had the squirts after that $15 beer 2 weeks ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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