ThePhantomListWriter Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 OK, folks, we're still playing for last week's 1994 Sabre Magazine playoff edition with Dominik on the cover in the old blue and gold uni. --- From the home office in the Green Room at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood, the Top 10 Simon Cowell Comments After the Sabres? 5-0 Loss in Atlanta? Number 10? Something I?d expect to see in a dreary AHL barn, quite frankly? Number 9? Randy, did I just hear you say the Sabres look like ?Stanley Cup dawgs?? I?m sorry ? what are you smoking?? Number 8? If you had played like this 2,000 years ago, people would have stoned you? Number 7? If you want to pursue a career in professional hockey, my advice to you would be, don?t? Number 6? Danny Briere, I have absolutely no doubt with that face, that you?ve got the granny vote again tonight? Number 5? Dmitri, I like you. I really do? Number 4? Martin, I haven?t seen anyone?s legs spread that far since I dated Paula? Number 3? Loved it. LOOOOOVED it. Boys, I think you are going to absolutely SAIL through to the final round? Number 2? Derek, you ARE a naughty little minx, aren?t you?? And the number 1 Simon Cowell Comment After the Sabres? 5-0 Loss in Atlanta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 You may have traded him to the Isles, but that performance still smells like Zhitnik.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mphs mike Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'd love to offer a contribution but after reading SDS' I think the winner has already been posted. No one can top it so I won't even try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 That performance was something I expect to see at a peewee hockey game. I am sure the audience agrees with me when I say..."You will not be back next week". I'll also throw in comments from Randy and Paula... Randy...What's up tonight dawg? It wasn't working for me man. I just wasn't feeling it. Paula...You guys look great tonight in your road unis. Since I never have an original thought in my lame brain, I'll just echo what Randy said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puma2577 Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Ryan... We have got to do something about that Jessica Simpson haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhantomListWriter Posted March 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Another very good offering from Puma -- it looks like he is going to be a Top 10 powerhouse. And not bad, Labatt. But Mike was right. Nothing was going to top SDS. He absolutely blew away the competition (try saying that in Simon's voice). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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