PASabreFan Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 OK, this week we'll be playing for a playoff edition of Sabres Magazine from April 1994. A great shot of Dominik Hasek in the old blue and gold playing the puck behind the net is on the cover. Stories inside include features on the Sabres' kid line of Audette, May and Plante and profiles of Grant Fuhr and Pat LaFontaine. Now, from the Home Office in the waiting room of Dr. Butsch's office, the Top 10 Signs Buffalo Has Been Hit By a Bad Case of Sabres Fever... Number 10... Sabres actually bump obscure free agent signing by Bills as the lead-in on local sportscasts... Number 9... Cost-cutting Amherst town supervisor Satish Mohan discovers that office workers have made 11 reams of paper into confetti for anticipated Stanley Cup parade... Number 8... You can?t buy a roll of aluminum foil to save your life!... Number 7... Hair stylists report that nine out of 10 guys, and a helluva lot of women, are asking for ?The Ryan Miller?... Number 6... Bowing to intense pressure from station management, longtime Channel 2 reporter Rich Kellman is now pronouncing his name on air as ?Rich KUUULEman?... Number 5... Even the ladies are growing their playoff "beards"... Number 4... Posters on message boards are wondering when this year?s version of ?We?re gonna win that Cup? will be released... Number 3... Fans flock to Lackawanna middle school cafeteria to see the purported image of Ales Kotalik?s face on a toasted cheese sandwich... Number 2... Wives and girlfriends around Western New York report their men are performing Thomas Vanek?s ?Around the World? move... And the Number 1 Sign Buffalo Has Been Hit By a Bad Case of Sabres Fever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puma2577 Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 The St. Patty's Day parade is nothing but LaFontaine jerseys and "smoking goat head" car flags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Wrister Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 After a 24 car pileup on the kensington, the drivers all get out of their cars high-fiving eachother saying that was the carubba collision of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 When the bartender says, "Yeah, I know you're Jim Kelly and I'll get your drink when I'm finished watching this power-play." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGM Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Local hospitals are overwhelmed with cases of severe vomitting and head trauma as fans on their way home from games attempt to drink beer out of anything concave, and then raise it over their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregkash Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 TOPS concedes that only Ryan Miller can save you more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 ...WNY'ers have become so giddy and optimistic over the play of the Sabres, that they are actually believing that in the very near future, a Peace Bridge will be built, the waterfront will be developed, a new convention center will be announced, city and county government will become respectable and downtown will be rejuvanated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundy249 Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 The Bills are horrible and nobody cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhantomListWriter Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Not a lot of responses, but they were all good. Tough call. But the winner is... X. Benedict... When the bartender says, "Yeah, I know you're Jim Kelly and I'll get your drink when I'm finished watching this power-play." PM me with your address if you want the program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mphs mike Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 OK, this week we'll be playing for a playoff edition of Sabres Magazine from April 1994. A great shot of Dominik Hasek in the old blue and gold playing the puck behind the net is on the cover. Stories inside include features on the Sabres' kid line of Audette, May and Plante and profiles of Grant Fuhr and Pat LaFontaine. Now, from the Home Office in the waiting room of Dr. Butsch's office, the Top 10 Signs Buffalo Has Been Hit By a Bad Case of Sabres Fever... Number 10... Sabres actually bump obscure free agent signing by Bills as the lead-in on local sportscasts... Number 9... Cost-cutting Amherst town supervisor Satish Mohan discovers that office workers have made 11 reams of paper into confetti for anticipated Stanley Cup parade... Number 8... You can?t buy a roll of aluminum foil to save your life!... Number 7... Hair stylists report that nine out of 10 guys, and a helluva lot of women, are asking for ?The Ryan Miller?... Number 6... Bowing to intense pressure from station management, longtime Channel 2 reporter Rich Kellman is now pronouncing his name on air as ?Rich KUUULEman?... Number 5... Even the ladies are growing their playoff "beards"... Number 4... Posters on message boards are wondering when this year?s version of ?We?re gonna win that Cup? will be released... Number 3... Fans flock to Lackawanna middle school cafeteria to see the purported image of Ales Kotalik?s face on a toasted cheese sandwich... Number 2... Wives and girlfriends around Western New York report their men are performing Thomas Vanek?s ?Around the World? move... And the Number 1 Sign Buffalo Has Been Hit By a Bad Case of Sabres Fever... When you can't beat Moscow Dynamo or the Red Army team you need to simply clinch Lord Stanley's Cup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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