cdexchange Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nhl_s..._deal_with_food :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersabre Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nhl_s..._deal_with_food :lol: This better be a joke. Its gotta be. There's no way Bettman could be this stupid this early in the day. Otherwise, the Yokes on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smith Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 that is hilarious! ?It?s great to know we will be on television next year,? Bettman added, smiling as the NHL?s new studio team, consisting of Rachael Ray as head hockey anchor and Bill Clement as game analyst, collaborated in an attempt to equate the offsides penalty to ?zesting up? a pan-seared T-bone steak. ?Thanks, Food Network.? priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallmarketguy Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 This better be a joke. Its gotta be. There's no way Bettman could be this stupid this early in the day. Otherwise, the Yokes on me. Can't fool you, can they? Best part: Johnson said that the network's first hockey-related profile will focus on Sidney Crosby eating veal and creamed spinach prepared by Roker On The Road host Al Roker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdexchange Posted March 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 "We liked the idea of having hockey because it has two halftimes," said Food Network president Johnson, adding that the first game on the channel will feature the ceremonial dropping of an inaugural homemade Italian meatball at center ice by honorary referee Mario Batali." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JujuFish Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 This better be a joke. Its gotta be. There's no way Bettman could be this stupid this early in the day. Otherwise, the Yokes on me. I'm going to assume you're being serious. The Onion is a parody newspaper. For example, when the first three blade razors were coming out, The Onion ran a parody on new 5-blade razors as a joke. So, it's just there for pure enjoyment. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Seats Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 This better be a joke. Its gotta be. There's no way Bettman could be this stupid this early in the day. Otherwise, the Yokes on me. You've obviously never heard of the The Onion before have you? Here, read this little bit of foreign policy by Jonathan Swift, let me know what you think: http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smith Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 the tears are literally rolling down my face, these are so funny... http://www.theonion.com/content//sports gotta love the DUKE lacrosse article... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdexchange Posted March 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 the tears are literally rolling down my face, these are so funny... http://www.theonion.com/content//sports gotta love the DUKE lacrosse article... Not sports related, but my all-time favorite Onion article is archived here: http://members.shaw.ca/rlongpre01/moon.html Another funny one: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29674 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersabre Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 You've obviously never heard of the The Onion before have you? Here, read this little bit of foreign policy by Jonathan Swift, let me know what you think: http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html I hadn't heard of the Onion before but after reading some of the posts I know understand that this is a parody. The Yoke really is on me. :oops: Anyway I can really laugh at myself now about it. :doh: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 You've obviously never heard of the The Onion before have you? Here, read this little bit of foreign policy by Jonathan Swift, let me know what you think: http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html Orange, a long time since I've read that; it's always enjoyable so thanks for the reminder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob_sauve28 Posted March 11, 2007 Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 Man Who Plays Devil's Advocate Really Just Wants To Be a#$^$#!e March 9, 2007 | Issue 43?10 COLUMBUS, MO?Though area graphic designer Derek Sills says he plays devil's advocate to help his friends better understand opinions different from their own, sources close to Sills claim he takes on the dissenting role merely to be an a#$^$#!e. "Now, I don't actually believe this or anything but, for the sake of argument, let's say your girlfriend is just dating you for your money," Sills said at a party last Saturday, after asking a group of friends to consider that the telephone may have been a "stupid invention." "Just playing devil's advocate here, guys, but perhaps slavery is the reason African Americans are so successful in sports these days." According to sources, Sills "crossed the line" when he asked if their friend Jamie's mother might have deserved to die. http://www.theonion.com/content/news_brief...ho_plays_devils :D :D God I love the Onion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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