HumanSlinky39

It's been brutal, but national broadcasts are always like that it seems. Just like the Stillers in the NFL.

I bought a Cozens jersey in 2022. He needs to get right.

McLeod! Haha, suck it, Pens!

Finally! JJ's a player.

This isn't even a good Pens team and they're getting rag dolled by them. I'm fine with allowing the possibility that they could improve with more time in Lindy's system, but five games in I don't see much to be encouraged about. Same issues we've seen for years and those flashes from 2022/23 feel like they've been extinguished.

Ten good minutes then more of the same butt soup.

We suck.

Nice hustle by Cozens, but he's zero threat Nice save, Upie.

LOL another Sabres penalty. These guys STINK

Bro's grill looked like a lifetime of meth and Mt Dew...

They're gonna give them a goal here. Watch.

Can't hurt

Two word review of that period - ***** sandwich

Oh good, back on special teams. Go ahead and put it on the board for the Pens.

With these tomato cans?

Let's just trade rosters with the Amerks for a couple of games.

***** this team.

He is a mess right now. A couple of games watching couldn't hurt.

Our breakaways are about as ass as our special teams.

This team has 0.0 chance at making the playoffs with these dog ***** special teams. It will sink them.

How are our special teams this bad. They're somehow even WORSE than last year and I cannot fathom how that's possible. Take whoever is coaching them and send them to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

Back on the PP

Our power play is such a wet fart.

Ugh. Two golden chances, zero goals.

League rule.