HumanSlinky39

***** this team.

He is a mess right now. A couple of games watching couldn't hurt.

Our breakaways are about as ass as our special teams.

This team has 0.0 chance at making the playoffs with these dog ***** special teams. It will sink them.

How are our special teams this bad. They're somehow even WORSE than last year and I cannot fathom how that's possible. Take whoever is coaching them and send them to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

Back on the PP

Our power play is such a wet fart.

Ugh. Two golden chances, zero goals.

League rule.

Hasn't been for a couple of years. Crosby & Malkin (too a lesser extent) are still outstanding, but they're not good enough to drag schlubs to the playoffs anymore.

Probably my favorite Sabre at this point.

Nice, Upie.

Good lord, Cozens' shot is broken...

Malkin rubbing boogers on his stick???

Jarry yanked.

JJP!

God, our special teams are AWFUL.

Been on their heels the last couple minutes. Need this kill.

Greenway!

TNT

5-3 Sabres. 💪

I missed the last 35 mins of the game, but they looked like a much more serious hockey team the last couple of mins of the 1st and first few of the 2nd that I saw. Glad to see they held on coming out of the movie. That's a big win against the defending champs, and as close to a "must win" as you'll probably get in October. Hopefully that's the confidence booster that gets them playing strong hockey. On to the next one...

Alright, I'm at the theatre about to start a movie. Hold it down, boys.

GREENWAY!