HumanSlinky39

Holy smokes, a PP goal!

Self loathing is the only explanation for my tuning back in for this last period. Oh great, a power play...

Our power play is a dysenteric sludge fart. Kinda thinking it's not worth staying up for the third. We got nothin' tonight.

Jesus, Tage.

Fitzicuffs.

That penalty was a killer. They were buzzing in the offensive zone, bad penalty kills that, then SEA scores on the PP. Brutal.

Welp.

Cozens! Finally a good shift.

Jesus Christ. I think I've seen enough tonight.

Thank you, Comrie. Yeesh...

Sooooooo sloppy, got lucky there.

First period...

Ugh, TAKE THE SHOT

PP needs A LOT of work. Kraken's PK is trash and we still looked like the drizzle shits.

To my eye, I'd say so. But they've settled down some the last 7-8 minutes. Need to get to the break and reset.

Nice kill...

Look all outta sorts...

Oof...Seattle sure seems to have our number.

The odd thing is looking an Vancouver's roster, there is no way they should be this bad. Their blue line is pretty weak, especially with Quinn out, but they have a lot of talent and Demko is a very good goalie. Then you have Boudreau, whose teams are typically strong, behind the bench. That should equal a competitive team. Something must STINK in that locker room.

Dahlin with 5 hits tonight, too. This is my favorite Rasmus.

They ain't chanting "Bruce there it is" anymore, are they?

Zemgus with the empty netter. Vancouver SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

Love making the opposing fans boo their team.

VO!