Assquatch

Yeah I hate it too when the phone's broken.

My complaint is about tracer bullets. Why don't they make them so they illuminate halfway to their target instead of right away, so that they don't work both ways?

Wow no thanks. I saw enough of her in ten minutes last night to last me a thousand lifetimes. She came across exactly like the emotional trainwreck of a woman I try to stay far away from.

Raking is when they use their teeth.

(I should be banned for putting this post in the "complaint" thread) The coffee truck that delivers to where I work seems to hire only smoking hot girls. I wonder if it is the same company.

Skinny people. Every time I am checking out at Wegmans buying healthy food so I can drop a few pounds [ok more than a few (12 so far thank you very much)], there is usually some skinny bitch with a tight little package in front of me buying chocolate covered pretzels or ice cream or a big box of cookies or a giant frickin sub. :fyou: and your rodent metabolism.

Humans are disgusting animals.

I'll forgo the usual complaints about the show hosts, but the commercials on WGR drive me crazy. They go to commercial from :20 to :30, from :40 to :50, and from :54 to :00 each hour. If I leave work at 4:20 and get home at 4:50, I hear about 10 minutes of actual programming on my 30 minute drive. Then I'm lucky to get any sports talk at all outside of their repetitive "updates", and not I'm not just talking about the offseason. :thumbdown:

And a bacon wallet (what do I have to do to get the picture to show up?)

Portion sizes. I bought a "medium" combo meal at Wendy's. I could barely carry the bucket-sized drink they gave me. (And to complain about exactly the opposite, the drink was gone in no time. It was full to the cap with ice, and there couldn't have been more than 8 oz of soda in there)

People that drive diagonally through a parking lot.

That must be going around today. I ordered the tomato and mozzarella panini from Panera and got a turkey artichoke sandwich. :censored:

Good thought but I dont think my little civic was going to strike any fear into her or her expedition. It is a 5 spd through so I can do that little trick without my foot on the brake next time I need it :)

The most amazing thing to me about that is eating a pound of pasta. That feeds my family of four (granted two of them are under 6) but we still have leftovers.

So I'm heading home a couple weeks ago, driving up Niagara Falls Blvd during "rush hour" (in quotes for our out of state friends who fight real traffic). The light is green, but I cannot get all the way through the intersection due to stopped traffic just on the other side. So I stopped just short of the crosswalk in case the light turned red before the traffic in front of me cleared so I wouldn't be stuck like a jackass in the intersection blocking crossing traffic while they have the green. This lady behind me in a behemoth SUV starts laying on the horn. She wanted me to pull forward into the intersection so she can turn right. She is gesturing at me frantically like I am ruining her day. I calmly pointed to the sign that was immediately to my right that conveniently said what I wanted to tell her "Do not block side street". So she flips me off. I guess I should have blocked everyone on the side street, so she wouldn't have to take the chance of having to wait through another light cycle.

I'm not calling the guy a liar, I just want to know his secret!

Let's overlook the 37 wings part for a moment. How does one go about smuggling 6 saucy wings without a container?

I am pissed off that 20 years after it was funny, I still am tempted to reply to things like this with "like your momma".

Maybe if the Make Beliefs had won 5-0...

Turn signal, then brakes. In that order.

I fear I have already said too much. I have the same username on the other board though so it wouldn't take much sleuthing...

Avatar theives. Someone on this board stole my avatar from the football board. You know who you are! :P

Chinese food joints that have nobody that speaks english. At least hire a translator to speak english on the phone.

At UB I used to walk down the row that was one-away from my car, then cut between parked cars to get to mine. By the time the stalker went all the way around, someone else would steal the spot from them :)

I serve up a slow-pitched softball right over the plate and you bunted? ?You can do better than that!