Assquatch
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Was he poisoned by a lizard or disproved by paper?
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Trade Neuvirth to the 'nucks before 7pm
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Thei robviously still going to screw this up.
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I'm sad about Lemieux leaving but I'm on board overall. I've always liked Bogosian and he certainly isn't the centerpiece.
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32 left... i guess is should save this til 26 left but this is like running a marathon naked through a volcano while everyone you know laughs at you and throws leafs jerseys.
We all know *that* feeling.
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WTF Sabres - save some of these goals against for the rest of the games when you might need them more.
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They do it by computerized RNG, I believe, and it is observed by some accountancy firm, as if that lends value to anything. It's not exactly like providing an audited financial statement to a prospective lender, you know?
I believe they still use ping pong balls. Quick google gave me this from 2006 which I believe is how they still do it:
Fourteen balls, numbered 1 to 14, were placed in a lottery machine. The machine expelled four balls, forming a series of numbers. The four-digit series resulting from the expulsion of the balls was matched against a probability chart that divided the possible combinations among the 14 participating clubs. The chart showed that the Blues had been assigned the numbers (11-14-13-1) that were expelled. -
Sweet! Another +1 in the GP column.
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Edmonton is just plain cheating.
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No Zadorov?
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(Projected points = "on pace for"...)
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Can't keep letting this team hang around like this. As far down in the standings as the Canadiens are, they'll start to feel like they have a chance in this game. Need to get one early in the third and then step on their throats.
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Don't drive like my brother. :cry:
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We look at this team and see losses and sad play, etc.
It may turn around.
For what it's worth, the Sabres have played the following teams with the following records:
Anaheim (2x) - 6-1 (Tied 1st in the NHL) - w/ Montreal and Nashville (no kidding!)
Los Angeles - 5-1-1 (Tied 4th in the NHL) - w/ Calgary (no kidding!)
Chicago - 4-1-1 (8th in the NHL)
Boston - 4-5 (Tied 11th in the NHL)
Columbus - 4-2 (Tied 11th in the NHL)
Florida - 2-2 (22nd in the league)
Carolina - 0-4-2 (Tied for 29th with the Sabres)
Perhaps things will improve when they play the middle of the pack. They still look completely outmatched against the top teams in the league.
They are still lost out there. They sure as hell aren't moving. I've never seen a team stand still as much as they do, in every zone.
They aren't supposed to beat teams like Anaheim or LA or Chicago.
They do look bad, and they should against those teams.
Perhaps the Sabres look bad because they've played teams with those records. Or perhaps those teams have those records because they've played the Sabres. The world may never know.
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If we want the team to suck, they could hire Captain Kangaroo as an assistant. (Yes, and the Captain is still dead).
He's already coaching the Blues.
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but it has a smiley face built into it!
Can't un-see.
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Hurricanes logo is a flushing toilet.
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Zero ###### given is "supposed" to mean "I don't care what you think of my actions - I'm being me" (not "I don't care about this particular thing").
Not a fan of tampon commercials
They should be called tamp-ins. Who's with me?
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Carefully cropped is in.
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Note: there is only one ball selected.
Not true. They draw four balls:
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I want women who look like women, not little girls. Give me giant boobs, giant boobs or giant boobs. Not these shapeless little waifs.
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Darcy should excel if he's in charge of just going shopping from someone else's list.
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Regier, Leino, Gary Bettman, Brett Hull, the nose of either Lucic or Marchand, or a Bruins logo.
Current Carrion Hockey League Standings
in The Aud Club
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Favors, yes. It sure would be nice to have more of an inevitable feeling to it about now. I've gotta admit if I tried to pass a penny it would come out as copper wire right about now.