X. Benedict

Be calm young doctor, be calm. Iwo Jima should make one terrified. Not hockey.

Nothing about Teddy?

So PLF is the Micromanager in this scenario?

Bill Wippert is a pretty good photographer, and I was hanging out with him one day, and he takes really great pictures of food. I'm not making this up. He's an excellent food photographer.

So Bob McKenzie writes there are rumors. Yes indeed. There are rumors.

McKenzie is fun. I watch him on TSN. Not sure about his tweeting life though. I googled what he tweeted though.

someone just told me Andrew Peters says big news is coming......could be just wife-swapping. Or a trade? Or everyone is fired? oh the suspense.

When a young woman thinks someone sucks, you are meant to feel the suckiness in the twittersphere. (how'd I do?)

Crap. Do I have to get a Tweet account to follow all this? I really don't think my tweetanality would be as endearing as my regular personality. And I feel old. Side note: The players moms looked young to me on that roady. Perimenopausal is the new puberty. sigh.

Who are you talking about. National media? who?

Wife-swapping!!!!

So here is my inventory. McKenenzie tweets shake-up. PLF missing yesterday. Did Patty really have the flu? Dun dun dun.....

What stinks? So far it is kinda fun! I guess where there is tweet there is fire. There must be, right?

So...not wife-swapping? I miss the good old days.

Norovirus!!!! It's Pandemonium!!!

Nothing wrong with one of those 1 day contracts. He still could.

Its Pandemonium!!!!!!

Red Jacket rising!!!

Murray pretty much said he was working the phones with Armstrong the entire time....if Battista happens to be in the room, send him downstairs, he's a VP.

I like the trade Terry made.

Why would it be unusual?

rename the team Jagr and the Sabrettes.

I know nothing, but I'm going to speculate. Pegula probably wants PLF as an alternate on the BOG. That means Black or Sawyer steps back. Probably Sawyer. But I don't know a thing, but I have been wondering if it was going to happen. I'd be surprised if this was a big deal on the hockey side.

Slow clap chant "Bring Quinny in, Bring Quinny in." (j/k)

So far so good. Stewart is a gifted chirper.....but Otter is the master. Ott gives you a lot....a draw, an edge, versatility....you could line him up in any of the 12 forward spots for a short stretch. Stewart could get hot, but he'd have the same problem in Buffalo any power forward is going to have, nobody to feed him the puck. So that is only going to exacerbate his inconsistency. Sorry GoDD....I don't think you get to keep him. He gets flipped. Me too. It's refreshing. However, Murray needed to set the market. He's got so many pieces to move he had to get it moving.