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Gross 🤮🤮🤮

Oh boy, if Edm loses TWO Stanley Cup Finals in a row 🙏 I'll NEVER forgive their D bag HC for the shade he threw at the Bills during last year's cup finals May they lose 4 straight!!!!

Blow Leaves BLOW!!!! 😍😍😍

THIS!!! This is the kind of plan that GoFundMe was designed for You would be doing the Lord's work!! The Lord's work, I say ❤️

I was living in South Carolina during that run I ate a LOT of 💩 from the locals during that series. They were barely interested in the sport, and my emotional investment was used against me "Eeen (my first name is Ian), what's ahh-sing?" That low country drawl STILL annoys me 😃 "We're beating you and this is yall yankee's sport" Somehow, the civil war isn't a dead subject among plenty o' Dixieland folk, and some were real annoying about it! Plus, that franchise will ALWAYS be the Whale to me (my FAV logo of ALL the big four sports) Plenty of reasons to loathe that trash can franchise Sh!t Gimme two LINES worth of Wilsons ❤️

Deffo NOT Edm Not after their D!ckhead coach came up with that snide throw O' shade at the Bills EFF Edmonton Id actually rather see Tor, Car, over them (which causes me to spit up bile) I guess of the 4, Winnipeg is the only one whom I'm neutral about. Matter of fact, b/c of bag o' d!cks Edm HC, I hope they go to, and LOSE, 4 SC finals IN A ROW!!!

I swear, Kevyn is just on a trolling mission at this juncture Palm trees? Taxes?? Staal??? What's next? Brad Marchant trips-you-as-you-walk-by, night???? 🤮🤮🤮

Don't forget about every God awful power play, which feel like it's a 5050 chance of becoming a shortie for the opponent 😃

You know what would be fun??? Collecting enough money to pay for a billboard. A billboard that GM Shevyn (kudos to DarthEbriate for that nickname) is likely to see, almost every day. A billboard that says, something like, "Hey Kevin, a REAL owner would have fired your [cartoon donkey] by now!!!!" Oh, how cathartic that would feel!!! 😃

Why worry about something you know won't ever happen - Chernobyl

Sign me up for the "eat your soul" guys, PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSE???!!!

2nd attempt!!!

I hope TF NOT!!! This team desperately needs some grit IMO!!!

My injured Sabre soul tells me that Adams will somehow skip the grit, and draft another soft n' skilled guy I think this drought is having an impact on my fandom 😵‍💫

We need THESE types on this team Gimme the jam!!!! Gimme the grind!!! Bear would be a remedy IMO

What this scenario feels like, in song 😃

Watch 'em trade away our disgruntled captain for..... prospects, because Kevyn only wants palmtree phobic, tax indifferent players who WANT to play here 😵‍💫 1) the roster will get younger, again 2) the light at the end of the tunnel will get farther away, again....

Baring a series of uncharacteristic, and miraculous off-season moves, I don't see a path for this "team" as it is currently "constructed" GD it, being a fan of this team is just a confession of being a masochist 😵‍💫

Terry really DGAF about this club He's just like the LA Clippers owner from the 80s/90s. It's just a luxury item to him.... Have some mercy, Terry and SELL SELL SELL!!!!!

F#ck it!!! Run their goalie

You rang??? 😃

I LOVE this kid!!!!