HumanSlinky39

Jack looks like he smells like jalapeno poppers dipped in spoiled bleu cheese.

Olofsson's blue line doppelganger...

Need one here, lads.

Here we go.

Auston Matthews looks like he smells like corn dogs.

Dammit.

Impressed with the defensive effort. Need to generate some shots. They're beating us to too many pucks.

Sweet kill, fellas.

Nice, Girgs...

Dammit. Need a kill here, lads.

Damn, nice pass by Jost...

I don't think it's as large as you think. This is the youngest team in the league. We have plenty of talent, some of it just needs to cook a little longer. At forward, anyway. I think we need some external reinforcement on the blue line this summer.

Like what I'm seeing defensively, need to generate some shots...

Dahlin?

Murray has allowed 4 goals in each of his last 4 starts. Light him up, boys.

5-4 Sabres

A little late, but what does Olofsson add to this team? If he isn't scoring goals, he's an enormous liability.

40 more minutes of that, plzthx.

Mercifully had prior engagement, walked in just as it went to 8-3…

Brutal loss. We were outplayed, but ***** YOU, TORONTO.

If we lose, we’ve been outplayed. But UPL has been very solid and to lose on a ***** overturned non-goal?

I seriously doubt they even know.

This broadcast crew is the flu shits. Everything espn touches turns to dung.

Huge, Owen…HUGE