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Militarized Whippets or Malaysian Liposuction Depending on what camp you're in

We've been searching for his replacement ever since. I would love to see him sign a one day contract and retire as a member of the Sabres

Captain?

I perused that thread. I can understand the "faceoffs don't matter" opinion. I am of the mindset that having possession of the puck is better than not. I suppose you could put more weight into winning "high importance" faceoffs.

Mammogram Webcast

They had a few chances to get that out of the zone before that goal

Nice neutral zone play Risto

Musty Wickets

Kind of hard to judge UPL with the limited workload. Made a nice save on the redirect on the PK

I am Ultimately Predicting Loss even though UPL's first start is something intriguing to watch

Milquetoast means timid so my little brain thought a timid womanizer would be quite chuckle inducing. If I have failed to elicit the aforementioned chuckles, then mea culpa

Milquetoast Womanizer

If anyone had "Bad Risto penalty" on your Sabres' bingo board, mark it off

Masburtates Willingly

Comical

I'm okay with the Risto in front on the PP experiment to be over

I don't think we're putting one past Rask tonight. C'est la vie

Melancholy Winnebago

Who the funk is starting in goal?

Monastery Waffles

Mutton Wallet

Schopp just said, "We're not going to talk about the Sabres all day. Who cares? The season is over. It was a nice win last night." He quickly pivoted to what RB prospects drafted on Day 2 of the draft are going to help his fantasy team. The "Flagship" station of the Sabres, with the team coming off their best win of the season, allows this crap

I hate Krueger even more watching this team now. They are playing to their strengths and not in the "be careful" system he fell in love with. This was the best game of the season.