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2nd period could be worse

Our coaches (Lindy and McD) are awful at challenges. If you're not 100% sure, don't even try because of the penalty for a fail

Power looked absolutely lost in front of the net. That's after he got beat cleanly to the outside by Cozens

No even strength SOG

Can we score 2 tonight? Once that happens, watch out league! Ooh! Aah! Sabres on the Warpath!

I know I actually want them to win. If it's going to go South, let's get nuts so we can blow the whole thing up (not enough to lose Dahlin, Thompson, etc. but KA has to go)

Lindy is happy with the energy in two periods. Guess that's the new standard, not wins

Yes, so at least I'm getting paid to watch this abomination

After the 1st period:

I think I hate this team more than any of the previous iterations. There's no juice. No exciting new player that I am excited to watch. Just nothing. Some of the least inspired, milquetoast, passive nonsense that gives me no hope for this season to be anything but lost

If you extrapolate stats for the rest of the year, you're left with 41 Goals for Zucker with Muel getting 41 assists. That'd be a great season for both of them. The rest of the team? Don't worry about it

1.66666666666?

No major changes in the off-season and we look worse than ever. I am lost in the abyss my friends

Yikes

Good momentum swing PP. The drop back crap better make its way out of the playbook

If they got any more simple Rob, they'd be this guy:

We don't look good on any kind of stationery