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Give them puppies and candy? Ooh ooh I know I know. New deals that they don't deserve? The possibilities are endless

Dan said, "We'll have playoff hockey for you next year." Are they expecting another team to need our arena for the playoffs next year?

They think the fans want more

McLeod getting to 20 warms the cockles

Normally, I'd agree, but that was pretty friggin' obvious

Adams at his presser on Saturday: "Big win on Thursday to end the season. Looks like we're starting to put it together here. And yes, I will release the pictures I have of Mr. Pegula in many compromising positions. This is, of course, only if I'm fired as GM. Keep me running this ship straight into the abyss and no one gets hurt. Rob Ray and Matt Ellis are going to call games from between the benches as a couple next season. Seth Appert's hair will be made President of Hockey ops immediately. The rest of his body will continue to run the powerplay. K-Dawg out! Suck it losers!"

I hope Adams is going to explain how he plans to sign players when most of the money is spent on buying knee pads

He's a good goalie this year? Yes, we missed chances, but he made a lot of good saves

I honestly can't tell if you're being facetious or not

Stolarz is 4th in the league currently in goals against

4-0. Go team!

Cue the 400th for Matthews

That's a nice play

"Don't want to force anything at this point" Rayzor? That is just silly

Methinks he's a borderline 7th defenseman for a reason

I see you're in denial. The truth will set you free

The end is near my friends. Take solace that the pain will end soon. The bleakness you feel will fade with time. Apathy will set in, if it hasn't already. Embrace it. You are powerless to stop it anyway. As the great Winston Churchill once said, "Fourteen years sucks hard. Not a fan. Kevyn Adams is not my guy." That is all. Be well Sabres brethren