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There is a clown holding a giant gong

Now we got the ball rolling! I almost thought KA was going to sit on his hands today

And it will most likely stay there or move up to first. We can be first in the league at something!

The guy from that place where that other guy came from? I like your thinking. I also like the kid with that name I can't remember. His future is bright

Jonas Rondbjerg I took the UFA with the lowest previous cap hit. Welcome to the Amerks young man!

I expect to be just as apathetic as am I today. We'll get some reports that the Sabres were "in" on some high level free agents. "They had a few conversations with Marner's camp." It will be spun by the PR department that Adams tried really hard to make the team better and turned over every rock or whatever buzz phrase they choose. In the end, they sign a fringe top 6 forward (insert name here) for more money than he's worth and sign 3 or 4 guys for 1.5 Million on a two way contract. Could it be better than that? I sure as hell hope so, but the transplanted palm trees haven't arrived yet

I am growing more and more concerned that we're keeping the 9th pick and not moving it as part of a package for a piece that could help right now. We'll take another Quinn/Benson/Savoie who is pretty talented, but won't know for 4-5 years whether or not they have can contribute consistently at the NHL Level. We are trapped in Hockey Purgatory (or more Hell I suppose)

As long as they trade the #9 pick for something that helps this year, they can draft from Diggs' party yacht and I won't bat an eye

Just a bit of 3rd period collapse, eh folks?

Bandits lose 11-10. Game 3 in Buffalo on Saturday at 4:30pm

Indeed. They're down 10-9

Berglund

Draisaitl with another game winner

The drought:

Erik Rasmussen as National Director of "Guy Who Has All the Tools But Just Can't Put it Together"

The senior advisor is Pegula with a fake moustache

I apologize and it will not happen again

A player that could be contribute next year rather than one who might in 3-5 years

I ran the NHL Tankathon lottery 50 times. We finished 2nd one time. The rest were 7th or 8th

Breaking news: Bills hire Wally Dombrowski as Ambassador of Motivational Services. His main duty is to get liquored up and yell obscenities at the players and coaches during every practice and team meeting. During his introductory press conference, Dombrowski stated, "I take this job very seriously. You will not see me sober for one minute. That is a promise."

If they can create fake positions, then so can we. Make up a name of a position in this organization and tell us what that person does. For example, the Sabres just hired Mark Fontaine as their new Hygiene Experience Coordinator. He stares creepily at the players as they shower after the game