DarthEbriate

We have a second goal coming for us this period. I can feel it.

Nice keep, Okposo!

We built a Death Star. They blew it up. So we built another Death Star. It blew up. We built another Death Starkiller Base. That blew up, fell over, and sank into the swamp. But the fourth one isn't blown up. And that's what we'll have. The un-blown-uppest Death Star of them all!

Well now we're all going to watch the game so as to hear/see Modo becoming one with the Force. I think it'll go a little like Return of the Jedi... Imperial Officer (playing the role of the opposing team): Bring those two [droids points in the standings] down here. C-3PO (playing the role of the 2017-2018 Sabres): We surrender! Ullmark and Guhle (playing the role of a whole pile of Ewoks): Aieeeeee! Modo: <begins blowing the many battle horns of the Ewoks, many wins for the Sabres ensue>

Dr. Evander: You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have been rumored of trade talks on twelve franchises. Guhle: I'll be careful. Dr. Evander: You'll be demoted! Oki-pos-obi: This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you a Gatorade. Dr. Evander: Arrrrrgh! Ponda Bogo: Ow, ow, ow... I'm out.

I'm flying to Milwaukee. Why? Because I'd rather fly to Milwaukee than watch the Sabres. That... sums up the 2017-18 Sabres.

I don't know that this is the worst... teams actually put in some effort against us. Back in the tank for top 2 pick season they basically took the night off and still had the puck the entire game. But yeah, it is pathetic. 29 points after 43 games. And that includes loser points! Including loser points we're on pace for less than 60 points! What the only-Sith-deal-in-absolute hell?

You mean Hockey Heaven?

Blergh... when we walk in, we get stoned. When they walk in, it's an easy goal. Hmmm.

I'll drink to that. Here's an Elysian Men's Room to all y'all brave souls staying awake for this.

Hey! We're scoring in bunches compared to normal!

One for Eich, two for Eich, cry wolf, pass... You'll hear him ROR!

Wait? So Ullmark got called up but didn't get to dress? And Lehner got pulled? Well, death sticks all around.

Made it home from work... what'd I miss... oh.

Oh no! We're showcasing Ullmark and Guhle! It's OK, Guhle is all: Right now I feel I could take on the whole Empire NHL myself. Just don't tell him what happens next.

Blergh. Another dull game overall. We played well in the first, but as soon as we scored they flipped the on switch and we didn't respond. From that point on it didn't look like a competition: we didn't threaten, it wasn't wide-open chaos, there was no contentiousness, nothing.

Did they outshoot us in the third? It sure feels like it.

It's true. They play defense better than we play offense.

Shoot [the puck]... or something!

From the wrong thread.... DarthBerusad, on 07 Jan 2018 - 11:48 AM, said:

Whoops. This is what happens when they play in the morning... I start posting in the wrong thread. Yay, prospects!

So the Flyers give up the lead, show up for about 5 minutes and retake the lead... and now it's just keep away and clog the neutral zone. C'mon Sabres... they're going into Alamo Death Star Mode. It's time to fly into the superstructure and destroy the main reactor.

Nice passing, Philly. But was it one too many? Hey Dan, did you mean the Sabres are looking to keep it that way -- meaning keeping the Flyers in the lead?

Good transition on the turnover and Gostisbehere didn't miss. Back to even. Philly is waking up. Now we must elevate as well.

He's been sharp. A couple hits, some good crisp passes. This is the Beaulieu we want as a 5-6 D