I am Defecting

Hasek was good, but I saw it with my own eyes, and that's irrelevant in this era of "advanced" statistics that have dominated my hockey team, and radio (coincidentally, cause they're not only the OFFICIAL station, they're also IMPARTIAL) Now, I think that you should trade away your best goalie, because great goalies are a dime a dozen. Just look at Neuvirth. He only lost a measly single point that Enroth would have won, so far. That's insignificant. Nowadays, we're too smart for Hasek types. We're smart fans. We use advanced statistics. Good goalies are caveman .

Hey, this thread is Super HKipster. Here we are riding the notoriety of worst losers and pretending it is way cool. I dig it. We are way cool.

Your comparison is curiously devoid of statistical markers, such as sample size. Such a master of statistics as yourself, doctor, I am sure this was due to one of your assistants occasional oversights. So hard to find good help, as you big, tough, Americans say, tee hee.

In Archive there is thread called "The Pat Kaleta Story," that prophesies players death, but also suggests healthier alternative. It would require player to not play hockey in NHL. More rational story, I am conditioned to believe, and subscribe to in writing, is to hope for Patrick to smash others in head again as soon as possible. Get well soon! :thumbsup:

If you do substitution of word "meddle" with word "flounder" it makes good logical sense. You see, flounders live at the bottom of the ocean, and there they stay, till one day they grab what they think is food, and are dragged up into the light... then suffocate, are then filleted, and are eaten in fancy restaurant.

???.. Is your interpretation? Barnaby? At hospital, they said this was bad: :wallbash: I am sorry. I Forget Mantra: BIG HITS! HEAD WAS DOWN! NO CONSEQUENCES1 Good job, new defenseman. I made highly irrational comment. My apologies.

He is messed up. Yuri says he's been on border of Montador since 2013. We need to hug.

If is fixed data, such as pitcher vs batter, "advanced" dumb-country-bumpkin stats are very useful (for the local economy [5 jobs at least].) 5 vs 5 stats contain too many variables, and any hardcore believer in Professor Corsi or Mrs.Fenwick is "highly irrational." Tee-heee. I do Star-Trek. I like time of possession idea of OP.

I don't say that word. I like you Mr. Racer very much. You are trust.

Are we still best, since we have traded best offensive prospect in Rochester and guy who wouldn't sign with us? We must be very good if we can trade both, and still be best. We are very good. We are BEST! We BELIEVE! THUMBS UP - - , SABRES FANS!

Hello again. I'm Billy Buffalo, mascot of the Buffalo Bills, and licensed clinical psychologist. As many, er, two or three of you might know, I admitted Ms. Akhmatova more than a week ago to ECMC for psychological evaluation with the recommendation that under no circumstances she be allowed to post on Sabrespace for two weeks at the minimum. This Obamacare is a funnything, and as it turns out, that her insurance would only cover 10 days. As the admitting doctor, my recommendation is not the be all and end all, and given her "exemplary behavior," and "extraordinary grace," her caretakers have assured me, she is due to be released this evening at 7:30pm. I've been assured that no mention of "winning for the sake of it," or "holding those accountable," have entered the conversations she has had with those responsible for her care, so there's little chance of her not fitting in to her old surroundings. Under my instruction, the number of times that Pegula was mentioned was monitored, and I was assured that it was no more than 19, but petered off sharply after her admittance interview. If I am to trust the records, she hasn't mentioned that name in more than 8 days, so, it seems to be rather out of her field of scrutiny, thank goodness. I know that this community is rather important to her, but I fear the consequences of this triggering her former irrational impulses.. which is why I've intervened and made her release conditional on the necessity that she post only on Wednesdays, and only afternoons. This limitation I will enforce for no less than three weeks. I hope that I will not regret this. She should be here soon. I don't usually give in to the demands of patients, but that bitch... she says to thank you Yuri for the flowers you sent. They were beautiful.

Hello there. My name is Billy Buffalo. A lot of you know me as the mascot of the Buffalo Bills, but I'm also a licensed clinical psychologist. I just wanted to let you all know, that Ms. Akhmatova is going on Long Term Injured Reserve, effective immediately. Leaving the Arena tonight, I found her on South Park Avenue wearing nothing but a fake fur coat, muttering irrationally, swaying erratically, pretending that her bottle of lemonade was Ultra Premium Vodka. It's suspected brain damage - upper body injury, we say on the injury report. Having looked into her history, it appears that she injured herself using this emoticon, some few days back. :wallbash: Sad thing is, she wanted to post through it, poor gal, but I've seen my share of Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy during my work with the Bills, and I won't allow it. I'm putting her under observation at ECMC for no less than two weeks, And I'm advising that she stay away from Sabrespace for a good long time. I am sorry to have to break you this news on Pre-teen Punk Rock Night brought to you by Blue Cross / Blue Shield of all occasions, but the sooner we can get Ms. Akhmatova the medical attention she needs, the sooner we can get her nursed back to good health. And remember: it's an upper body injury, if anyone asks.

If it's not Golia, you just aren't Mongolian.

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Nice try, Sabres. You are not worthy of me, nor my friend, Ghost, nor my other fan friends. Nice try tonight, on Pre-Teen Punk Rock Night, sponsored by Blue Cross / Blue Shield. You have to win to succeed. Sorry. You are not winners.

It is sad to see every time he scores point he gets bench. Nice tease Sabres. Be good bench Z. Be bad, bench Z. Win bad, Lose bitch.

Big Hollow Balloon.

I will not say what I feel about this team, for respect for the fans.

My savior keeps me from the river, On nights like these, who saves me? Not these Sabres, fake tough athletes.

I am in fur coat on S. Park, waiting for hero to pull up in Mercedes, but still in pathetic GTD too. tee...

Now it is time for comeback. ;) Try hard for trade! I am not motivated, and am like only one who is posting. How 'bout Blues? :wallbash:

I just streaked across the ice, and there was no reaction. Spndnchz, you are up!

Buffalo fans are mentally deranged, actually. They are like battered wives. I call it battered fan syndrome.

You have my attention, Mr. Doug. Lot's of Brian Williams' here. Still we're looking to take down their chopper tonight. Full attck! Wow, I see no fans here tonight. Other team deserves win, because of absence. Just Islanders fans in here tonight. Yea hah! Makin' money hand over fist on these upstaters!

WOW! Thanks for the headcheck!