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SwampD

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  1. Wow no thanks. I saw enough of her in ten minutes last night to last me a thousand lifetimes. She came across exactly like the emotional trainwreck of a woman I try to stay far away from.

    With comments like that, I'm guessing you don't have too much trouble keeping them away from you. ;)

  2. People at work that just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk about what they are doing, but are never actually doing anything. Then they get overtime to finish what they should have been doing all day, or worse make me stay late to help.

     

    I'm out of beer.

     

    My crazy kid is home all week.

     

    My furnace needs repair. It only sorta works.

     

    My laptop needs repair. It doesn't work at all.

     

     

     

     

    All that,.. and that soul withering thing as well.

  3. Don't worry.....with a reasonable co-pay, Viagra only runs you about $20 a month.

    :lol:

     

    ... but not until I meet my deductable.

     

    Which reminds me. I now pay three and a half times what I used to pay for health insurance. Good thing keeping it in the hands of private companies has kept the cost down.[/sarc]

  4. My laptop slid off of my desk, which it normally would have survived. But the ethernet cable was plugged in and it landed perfectly perpendicular to the ground, driving the connector into the motherboard and cracking it. Dead.

     

    I really hate spending a lot of money only to get something to work the way it did before I spent that money.

  5. I'd completely forgotten about this thread. I never thought anyone would bump it.

    And now that it's back I may a well use it. That stupid kesha song is driving me insane. I was going to post this in "that other thread you can post in on certain days but has gone missing for a while" where Ink already posted about this song.

     

    Is it me or does she sound just like the voice of Paris Hilton in the South Park episode titled Stupid Spoiled ######

  6. My complaint: stupid LTs who go to Korea, fall in love with a juicy girl(prostitute), Mary her, bring her home and get upset when he learns that half his platoon ran a train on her when they were over there.

     

    Hey, LT, YOU DON'T MARRY THE HOOKERS!!!!

    Of the over three thousand posts in the thread,.. this might be my favorite.

  7. Sorry for bringing this thread into Friday, but I couldn't resist....

     

    My pre-cana was only 1 day - started at 8, ended at 5. Not too terrible a sacrifice, plus it was in December so I didn't miss any golfing time.

     

    Perfect example about the kids thing, my wife's brother...this is a guy whose mother bailed him out of everything until he was about 30. He finally got his own stable job and moved out of the house, but then messed around and got a 20-year-old girl pregnant (he was in his mid-30s at the time). Now he's flaunting his son as if he's some prize. It's one thing to be proud of your kids, but this isn't pride he's showing off. Meanwhile, my wife & I did everything according to plan to try and have kids only to realize we can't. We're not bitter about that, but when we look at her brother (and the types that korab talks about), we just shake our head.

    Pre-cana - an 8 hour infommercial on the Rhythm Method.

  8. My complaint is that someone got me thinking, in this thread, about stuff that I don't want to be thinking about today. We shouldn't be a a-feudin' an' a-fightin' on this day. It's the NFL opening day, one of the High Holy days. I know the NFL is a behemoth and commercial and corporate, blah, blah, blah. I like it and am psyched. This should be a happy day.

  9. Oh, very good. "BLOOD FOR OIL!" "HALIBURTON!" "BUSH LIES!"

     

    Who is making the money now that Obama ordered more troops for Afghanistan?

     

    What about all of the federal money going into political machines masquerading as "community activists"?

    So I guess you'll be one of the people showing up to Ink's door.

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