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I know, right?

Sleepwalking. I don't remember a thing when my roomy tells me I was up the night before. I'm clawing at the windows, digging in corners. I woke up downstairs on the couch and distinctly remember going to bed up stairs that night. I told her one morning my jaw hurt and she said "Oh, that's because I slapped u last night trying to wake ur ars up". it's not every night but it still scares me.

Maybe I can get carp to do a chart on my hrs before sack over the years?

Try this http://gethuman.com/ all the backdoor to most companies phone systems. works like a charm. Dammit beaten by a swamp.

A Freudian slip?

People at hockey games that won't stand up to let you into the row. It is that much of a bother to stand up and give some space? You just sit there with your legs to the side like you own the row. I paid the same as you for the seats now move it! Oh and same people that don't stand up and cheer when we score? WTF? Did you come to the game for the air conditioning? Stand the f up and clap !

Prolly make some joke about shrader with it. :nana:

No complaints today. and I'm happy someone finally saved Bm's kid.

Where the frig is my SabreBuck card?

Although I haven't seen it yet, I hear my bf is hung like a chipmunk.

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

It's 8am on game day and no GDT yet. :angry:

Found him! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA

I guess there should be a number of **** involved here.

Raw egg in his bed should do the trick. :sick:

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Okay, I'll give. It wasn't chz it was tslhkyrls. The first three are my initials (sort of).

I got kicked off of TSN because of my screen name. Something like "Upon review we are removing users names that may appear vulgar or not in the best taste" or something. Someone's got a dirty mind over there because I never meant that! I can see it now, but reeeaaaallly....

Professors that want to take a look at your cookies. On your laptop that is. Quite the uproar today. Everyone's talkin about it. May drop the class, fire the prof. I'm sure there will be a retraction statement next Tuesday.

Ah, "The disease of Kings". Like free said too much meat and cheese. People get that from drink wine and eating cheese too much too. Do U look like this?

I'll agree with that. Just that tasering someone for butting in front of you in the lunch line seems a bit like a power trip.

The guy was a fan for the other team, voicing his opinion. The cops didn't like it and told him to leave. That's fair? The have no other 'arsenal' but to taser him? Tasers in general have tought police nothing. Instead of talking the person off the ledge- taser 'em. Instead of learning the right way to cuff somebody - taser 'em. Instead of learning better police procedures - taser 'em. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoDXuGvWDxM Fair to taser an 11 year old with disabilities because she won't sit still? Shocking a man to death after he doesn't obey police officers commands? You know why? He was having a seizure! Hundreds of people dying because of fatal arrhythmia triggered by tazers.