darksabre

What a beaut Jack is

You get what I'm saying though, right? Like, I think sometimes the guys with no hands are at least good defensively because they process the game well, play good positionally, have good awareness. They aren't going to score, but they aren't going to kill you either. That's why they end up being coaches. But this team has a bunch of players who not only cannot score, but also seem completely clueless about where they're supposed to be and when. That's chaos. Those are tank players.

Sometimes I feel like it's not even talent that is the problem, but brain power.

What the ***** was that defensive coverage? Why is Olofsson there and not someone whose job that is?

2.75 million a year to trip over his own feet

Hutton is a sloppy mess

He's, uh, scary.

They're actually playing well so far. Very aggressive stepping to the puck carrier and going to the middle of the ice in the other end. It's the way this team is supposed to play but it only seems to show up at random.

I miss the players giving a damn. We called that brand of hockey soft and boy did we have no idea how soft it could get.

My knees are sprained just thinking about it

This team spends a lot of time making contact with their own goalie. Hutton's gotten bumped a bunch of times tonight by his own defenders.

They're gonna have to get Woody out of his seat in the 300s to stitch him up

Boy I hope Perlini is okay that's scary

Just two bad teams doing the Tanko

lol fine

Why did Hutton move and why did no one tell him he had it.

I've mentioned before that I expect him to rebound next year!

ebay is littered with used ones, so maybe that's the route I'll go.

So Skinner can only score if the chances he gets are easy? Not great news.

We don't know anything about the quality of his shots.

Woody, how do you like that trainer set-up? I've been debating doing this with my road bike.

I don't agree. He might not be playing with Jack, but it does mean he's playing against lower quality of opponents. He should be finding the net with these shots and he isn't, and that's on him.

Yup. Skinner is on pace to match his shot total from last season. It's just that his shooting percentage is half for whatever reason. I think most of us expected a drop from the 14% and change he was shooting at last year, but I don't think anyone expected this much of a drop off. He's really just not getting anything in the net. It's wild.

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