HumanSlinky39

He's 23. He's a work in progress. He's not my biggest concern. We have to get to a point where we don't have pylons like Bryson and Clague getting significant ice time and guys like Quinn and JJP time to get their legs under them. This sucks, but it's easy to forget we're still the youngest team in the league by a bunch.

They haven't scored in 5 minutes. We have them right where we want them.

Primetime, national game. Stellar showing.

Remember when we did this to CBJ back in December? I liked that better.

Can we petition to play the rest of our games on the road?

Well, a couple of hours of my night just got freed up.

JFC. We are gonna get boat raced.

Well, *****.

I'm predicting whichever team puts more pucks in the net will win. My logic is sound.

Wasn’t pretty, but it’s two points. UPL was brilliant. On to the next one.

MOTHERTUCHER

Power’s having a nice game.

Alexa, play “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”

QUIT COUGHING THE PUCK UP

These guys just cannot play against teams that get physical with them. It just jams up the offense and they don’t know how to react. That’s not an off night, that’s systemic.

Another wet fart of a period. It’s a miracle this is tied.

Can’t even get the puck into the zone on the PP. Embarrassing.

SJ following the Philly model to shutdown our offense. In our faces and checking as soon as the puck arrives. Totally stifles our offense. We’ve barely had the damn puck tonight.

7 SOG. SEVEN. WTF, man?

UPL is standing on his head. Better win this for him.

Halfway through this game we have 6 shots. 😏

POWER!!! Beauty

We suck with the puck tonight.