HumanSlinky39

Alright, friendos, i'm tuning in. Place yer bets if i make it to the third frame.

Kings have been a mess lately, but the boys just lost to the DUCKS. I'm inclined to say 4-2 LA. Prove me wrong, lads. The real line on this one is if I can stay awake until the third period.

I've seen enough. G'night, teammates. Fire Granato.

Another stellar powerplay

46 games in, still haven't won three in a row. We're just gonna have to play out this string and hope something compels KA to move on from DG and his cracker jack staff after the season. I watched about 5 mins of the 3rd period today and turned it off. Apathy is setting in.

Well, I see things are going swimmingly. This team cannot string good games together.

3-2-1 WIN 3 shutouts this season for UPL and back-to-back. His development as a dependable tender has been a nice surprise.

LUUUUUUUUUUK

Not lost yet. A win tonight makes 5/7. Heading in the right direction. That said, we haven't won 3 in a row all season and they're gonna have to string together a couple of good winning streaks to get back in it.

I ❤️ Benson.

HOLY SMOKES A POWER PLAY GOAL

5 minute power play?

PETERKA

RYAN JOHNSON...nm ZEMGUS

They make up for being subpar 5v5 by being absolutely dreadful on the power play.

Do they practice the power play?

Scoreless halfway through the game against the Blackhawks and an .875 goalie. Rad.

Benson is an 18 year old Rookie who plays with energy and actually forechecks. Many nights he's been one of our most impactful players.

These same guys looked like an offensive force much of last season. This season they're too often just gliding around, tossing off sloppy passes, and don't seem to have any clear purpose out there. We still get occasional glimpses of what they're capable of, but then follow that up with another clunker or three. That's what's so frustrating. I still say these guys like Granato, but they won't play for him on any consistent basis. We need a new, tougher voice behind the bench.

Another underwhelming first frame. Luckily the Hawks are awful

Oh good, back on the power play.

Upie saves our bacon.

Let's go, boys. Put this AHL team away early, plz.

I want to buy in, but we've seen these macro-runs before from Upie, then he turns back into a pumpkin for a while. Overall, he's definitely been a good bit better in total so far this season. If he could turn into a steady .910 guy, it would be huge.