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And less offensive to the senses

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."

My phone is hanging in there

The Sabres are all I really have going during this power outage. Glad it's entertaining so far

Thanks Rasmus

That lineup looks rough my friends. Methinks UPL is seeing 40+ shots tonight.

At this point, the season is lost to me and I don't want them to make any more goalie moves. It speaks more to what they came into the season with at the position

If UPL plays tomorrow, the total cap hit for all 5 goalies that played in a game for us is $3,853,333. That is less than the singular cap hit of 24 NHL goalies. I'm no mathematician but that seems to be a problem

The Swiss cheese defense exposes the piss poor goaltending. That's the uncomplicated explanation

Are the "future considerations" that we are able to give him back once we realize he sucks?

Can we keep it at a 4 goal deficit with this 5 minute power play upcoming? Yes, I am aware Carolina is shorthanded

Shots are even. That's....something

5-1 is where we start to get mad and turn it around, right? Anyone? Please?Pretty please?

Live look in at Buffalo's defense:

It's 4-1. Got them right where we want them

Since we were up 3-0 and 4-1 last game, it's better to be down in this game right?

I'm thinking a big fat pile of disallowed is coming our way

Is Subban going to pull a Vontae Davis after the 1st period?

Might Win? Maybe Won't? Malcolm Will?

Every Florida shot towards the net has "Code Brown" potential for me

Let's just switch the arena experience to how the Bandits do it. At least it will be more entertaining

I don't understand all of this "needing goalie help" talk. We only gave up 6 plus an empty netter to an expansion team at home. Oh crap, 6 is a lot for hockey right?

Olofsson is good at the hockey. Great intercept of that pass

Dahlin with three 🍎

A little. Groin seems more appropriate