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Moist Wetness Micro Weenis

Misunderstood Walrus Musty Wickets

So I guess this one is not hitting 36 pages eh?

Mud Wrestling Master Whacker

I wasn't expecting to clap much this year

Mammaries...Whee!! Muscular Womanizer

Late game situations when we're down 5-1 and don't want to make it worse? I keed. I keed.

Disregard my previous comment. I wasn't watching and didn't realize it was SH and a total goalie gaffe

So keep Zemgus on the wing?

Magical Whippets

Marscapone Waffles That seems better than my first pick

Maggoted Winkie

Malevolent Wallabies

I think the Sabres' players got too amped up by Allen's renditions, which led to subpar on-ice performance.

I kind of forgot he was still on the team

I'm not ready for the show after a 6-1 loss where they talk about "Good effort", "Need to clean some things up", and "It's a young team that need time to come together". Am I missing any probable placations?

Most $750,000 players in the league

My passion is always there. I'm not going anywhere unless they move. It sucks right now and it may not get better for a while. I'll always go into each year thinking "this is the year". It's what I did with the Bills during their drought. The NHL is set up to make a big leap in a short amount of time. Do I think we're in position to make that leap? Hell no but I'll lower those expectations when necessary and look for something to be positive about. If they never turn it around, I guess I'll start using crystal meth 🤪

Big announcement: we've traded all of our $750,000 signings for one player costing $800,000

The SOS Frack You

A $750,000 defenseman? Well that's new!

Good morning everybody!

That sounds lovely. The hospital may frown upon a nurse day drinking, but I think I'll take my chances

I got a funny feeling this morning that we're going to.... Sign some more dregs of the league at $750,000 a pop and do nothing with Eichel, thus accelerating my descent into madness

Yeah baby! Welcome to Fun Town!