...

Stick in our zone again immediately after a goal.

Mitts is giving us the hope we need. Bless him.

I think all of the league's owners got together and agreed to lower the standards for their broadcast crews. This way they can pay low quality broadcasters lower wages and still point to the other teams and say "they're no worse than those guys..."

I know women with the same complaints.

Looks like they're starting to remember how to play.

The Mitts line is playing every other shift.

Greenway: Sabre of the Year.

Is Skinner playing?

Duff is a demon here to mock Sabres fans.

WTF. We have no urgency and can't play defense. Same story for 12 seasons.

They had nearly six months off. Could not a one of them work on improving their faceoffs?

That shot was right into the chest. Even UPL could have stopped it.

Is the game running late? What is this?

Yes.

Agreed. However, I fear they are going to do exactly that: offer excuses early and often.

You can't leave until you try the nachos and provide a review of them.

You did get the memo that the preseason games mean nothing, right?

Our poor PP is the brokenz.

Here have Dan and Rob offering excuses with over 7:30 left.

Do we get points if we injure enough of their players?

Tage is such a frustrating player.

That was Levi's best stop of the night.