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Phoenix wins the JR sweepstates!


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http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=170489&hubname=

 

Upon his signing, JR remarked that with his leadership, Gretzky will become a better coach. "In fact," Roenick continued, "had I been on those Oiler teams of the 1980s, Wayne would have been a better player, too. As it stands, Wayne unfortunately will be remembered as a mediocre goal-scorer, forever in my shadow." JR then left for a three-day meeting with Tony Robbins, intended to teach Robbins the value of humility. Next month, JR will visit the Vatican in an attempt to instruct Pope Benedict about world peace.

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Anyone know who taught JR Geography????

 

Last time I checked Phoenix wasn't in Canada (where he said he wanted to play next year). Phoenix isn't even close to Canada

 

Obviously he went where he was wanted, and that was no where near the Canadian Border

 

JR can move Phoenix to Canada if he wants to. He's the Chuck Norris of hockey.

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