Iron Crotch

The Hoff has as many goals as Stafford.

Uh, oh. Jhonas hurt again. Too much coffee?

Rudy got destroyed. Welcome to the NHL, kid.

Goal! Ott! ;) Not Ott, bad play by Mason. The Hoff!

Looks like Ennis is playing wing with CoHo and Vanek. I think it is inevitable he ends up back at wing eventually.

A little slow in here today, eh?

This team competes when they score the first goal. But, when they allow the first goal, they wilt and fold. "Quit" is a strong word, but there sure wasn't a lot of "want to" on the first two Montreal goals. Guys just waving at the puck.

We're not allowed to post any more. The administrator has admonished us for rooting for our team.

In like Flynn!

Jhonas. Living in the whale.

We have ice girls down here in Nashville. I enjoy 'em. Very much so. :angel:

Shots are 32-11! Way to go, boys!

He should stink-fist him.

Thanks, ref.

Canadiens announcer described the FNC as "library-like."

Every time I hear the name Markov, I think of a Markov chain. I think that makes me a nerd.

Ott is everything that Pommer is not.

2 shots on goal this period. 9 overall! Weeeeeeeeee! Yeah, Ott! Gallagher is a bitch.

Hefty Smurf smurfed him in the face.

How the ###### is that a call on Gerbe?

Kaleta was closest... but why the hell was he the last guy back? Why were the d-men hanging out up by the blue line?

Can we just hire Rick Dudley as GM now?

Wow, embarrassing. 3-0 Habs.

Stafford 3rd worst in the NHL in +/- rating for forwards. ...and Vanek a -6 is his last 4 periods.

:P This is a bad franchise on so many levels.