HumanSlinky39

Another largely garbage first period where they make dumb mistakes, and just kind of skate around with no discernible purpose. Huzzah. Didn't Meatballs say we were going back to the run and gun style a few weeks back? At least that was fun to watch.

Johnson?

give Matty Ellis another Employee of the Month plaque.

another terrible power play. Womp womp.

Oh good, we go on the power play.

And LA has been playing like dung. I'm not gonna get on my Granato soap box, but it annoys me that we have to watch 35 more games of this garbage. This is bad hockey, it's a bad product, and anyone with firing synapses knows where to start to change it.

Another penalty. Rad. 4-1 is where I tap out.

Ridiculous. Levi looks awful. The whole team looks awful.

Levi needs to cook in Rachacha

JFC

PETERKA

I'm at the point of the season that I just chuckle to myself. Apathy is taking hold.

Vegas slides the bet...will I make it to the second frame?

LOL, another great start.

Byfield looks like a juvenile Evander Kane.

Alright, friendos, i'm tuning in. Place yer bets if i make it to the third frame.

Kings have been a mess lately, but the boys just lost to the DUCKS. I'm inclined to say 4-2 LA. Prove me wrong, lads. The real line on this one is if I can stay awake until the third period.

I've seen enough. G'night, teammates. Fire Granato.

Another stellar powerplay

46 games in, still haven't won three in a row. We're just gonna have to play out this string and hope something compels KA to move on from DG and his cracker jack staff after the season. I watched about 5 mins of the 3rd period today and turned it off. Apathy is setting in.

Well, I see things are going swimmingly. This team cannot string good games together.

3-2-1 WIN 3 shutouts this season for UPL and back-to-back. His development as a dependable tender has been a nice surprise.

LUUUUUUUUUUK