HumanSlinky39

Rat farts. Pretty dull game tonight, actually was nodding off at points. Haven't had many of those from the boys lately. Can't win them all. Rest up a bit tomorrow then on to the next one.

Tired legs + playing tight checking team = not much offense. First line was buzzing a bit last shift, though.

This looks like a team playing its third game in four days.

Jinx, kinda

I like Feisty Krebs.

ZEMGUS

Sabres win this one 20-1. Goals from Tuch x2, Skinner x3, Dahlin, Muel, Bush, TNT x6, Quinn x2, Peterka, Cozens x2, and Anderson.

I frickin' love Alex Tuch, man. That's why I got a jersey with 89 on it.

Man, if we had just split that 8 game skid, we'd be 22-10-2.

This team has made a habit of beating good teams since last February, but this one is different. This is objectively the best team in the NHL in an afternoon game, in their barn...in comeback fashion after nearly being jobbed by the officials. The Sabres have arrived.

UPL telling us to chill with all the Devon Levi talk.

I LOVE THIS TEAM.

***** YES!!!!

No holding on Ratatouille? Rad.

If Olafsson isn't scoring goals, he brings nothing.

Mother Tucher with a 3 point game. Nice.

Aside from that 8 game sludgefart, they've been playing really well since the Heritage Classic last season.

This is a good hockey team.

Marchand always looks like he just skated through somebody's fart cloud.

Piss on these officials. No, seriously, somebody actually urinate on them. Awful.

Manifesting this right now...

I'm usually not one to complain about/blame officiating because it's usually pretty atrocious both ways,but there's some egregious ***** going on today.

What if I were to tell you we'd pot 6 goals without a single point from TNT, Tuch, or Dahlin?