[The Walking Dead]

He got bit after he tried, unsuccessfully, to hang himself. Walkers came by, ate his legs, he becomes a stranded walker.

 

When did he write the poem about getting bit? After failing to hang himself?

[Complaint Thursdays]

I met this really cool girl online. She's only 16, but seems really mature.

 

Turns out she's an undercover cop! How cool is that at her age!

 

Dude, this is the complaint thread, that's not a complaint.

[Complaint Thursdays]

This is everyone's fault but mine.