This is so triggering to me.  Not because I have stream problems.  One of my co-workers, who is older than my father by a fair bit, does.  We have a unisex bathroom.  The ladies object to the pee literally everywhere.  When dude was confronted with it, his response, and I quote: "don't we have someone to come in and clean?"   
Moral of the story: if your prostate is so wholly  you have no idea where your pee is going, just sit the  down.