He's not sitting on the bench (a bench that I do touch). I picked him up just a little while ago, and I've played him. In fact, I played him last night instead of Hemsky, and got hit a -3 for doing it, while Hemsky scored. I did the opposite on Wednesday, and was similarly "rewarded." Call me an idiot - fine - but it's not fair to even indirectly imply I'm not paying attention.