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Ghost of Dwight Drane

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  2. Complaint Thursdays

    in The Aud Club

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    My complaint for this week: some men are incredibly lazy when it comes to using the washroom. One of my pet peeves are those men who don't wash their hands after taking care of business. Dudes, it's a hygiene issue! (I know that there are some women out there who do the same thing, but I'm digressing).

     

    To cap it off, here is the epitome of laziness. If no urinal is available and you absolutely have to use the commode to do #1, please lift the seat up. There is nothing more disgusting than having to clean off a seat everyone else has to sit on that has yellow/amber spots all over it because you guys didn't want to take the extra second or two to make sure that you aim it in the right spot. :angry:

     

    I know that there are some guys who aren't this disgusting, but some definitely are. There's no excuse for this uncleanliness whatsoever!

     

     

    Yep....

     

    You're a Sabres Fan!

  3. Complaint Thursdays

    in The Aud Club

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    Also, today is tax day, and I have to write a big check, which is only going to get bigger in future years, when fully 46% of the country will be paying zero taxes. Ridiculous.

     

    On a serious note....yeah...happy tax day.

     

    From January to April is just 1 form after another and 1 check after another. I get to pay my own payroll taxes....then get charged by the state for an annual report that is joke (name, address, give us your cash).

     

    I bet the liquor stores do good business this week.

  7. Complaint Thursdays

    in The Aud Club

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    You know what I hate?.........when it's 2am and you're flipping around the tv.....and nothing's on....but as you're going through 5 channels a second you flash by an unmistakable glistening bare midriff of a lass in her early 20's on some overpriced, underengineered piece of exercise paraphanalia......and you pause 3 channels after the fact...think about it for a few seconds....then head back down to that channel with the fair damsel..........and she's there, doing her thing.....with her toned abs...perfect hair....bossoms ever so slightly protruding from her 1 size too small top.......and you're intrigued....your mouth gapes open just a tad....you start thinking impure thoughts....glancing to your left and right to make sure the mrs. hasn't suddenly awakened and can catch you by surprise.....and you focus back on the tangy vixen....here we go....oh yeah....we're gonna do this...right now.....that's it...swing those hips...keep bent over...wouldn't want you to hurt your back now.....there you go....there you go......................and then BAM!!!!!

     

    250lb. Black guy comes on the screen and starts smiling at you.

     

    That's what I hate.

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