Market and economies. Half the people are right, half are wrong, and most have some type of say in my financial future.
I say that in these turbulent times it is important to remember some fundamentals when it comes to investing and how to weather these difficult markets.
A few tips:
1. Sit back and relax, interlace your fingers put them on the back of your head and relax in that easy chair.
2. Find your happy place, perhaps spreading your legs wide and having your partner perform may be nice.
3. Realize that if you continue to lose money, you?ll have no partner, your retirement will be put off another 5 years and you?ll need step 4, see below.
4. A combination of step one, put your hands behind your head. Step two, spread your legs wide. And finally put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.